Because I Feel Like It

Nov 15, 2011 Leave a Comment

And I'm a copy-cat.

What if I were to get pregnant? Ohhh....hmm.... well, my mom would be upset and my employer would probably also not be too happy.  Pregnancy and baby and my job do not mix.

What if I could have any job in the world? I've talked about wanting to do research, and that would make me really happy.  But if I could do anything I'd want to work for a magazine or some other form of print media, writing and editing and page layout.  Maybe taking pictures.  I think it would be fun and I'd be really good at it. 

What if I had a day to myself?  I would spend the entire day at the mall, shopping and eating Dairy Queen.  Oh, yes I would!
What if I could get married all over again?   I have not been married, so I am not sure.  Although my friend who recently got married told me that I should just elope because having a wedding is STRESSFUL.  Haha.

What if I could live anywhere in the U.S.?  I'm not sure.  I like New Mexico.  It's not my favorite place ever (not gonna lie) but it has some cool aspects to it.  I miss Michigan but I don't think I'd move back.  Same with Vegas.  Maybe Colorado?  I really don't know.  NOT Alabama.

What if I were to have more children?  MORE children???  See question #1.

What if I could have any talent in the world?  I would like to have really good ideas on a more frequent basis, and to be able to express those ideas coherently.  This is difficult!

What if you met me in real life?  You might not like me.  The way I write in the blog is pretty much my personality, I think.  But I'm pretty shy/socially awkward, and sometimes I think I come across as weird or mean, even though that is not my intention at all.
What if I went back to school?  If I could, I would.  School is my favorite.  I miss it.

What if money weren't an object?  I'd buy a house, travel, and write books

What if I could meet one celebrity?  Oh, I don't know.  Most celebrities are pretty dumb.  If I met one, I'd get my brother to go up to them and say, "you're dumb!" and run away.

What if I could only shop at one store for the rest of my life?  Sunflower.  It has food and important hygiene items.  It doesn't have clothes, but I could buy some canvas bags and make clothes out of them, I suppose. 

What if I could choose an animal/pet?  I would get a black pug.  They are expensive but so cute and sweet!

What if I could go on a trip right now? I would go to the beach.  I'm not sure which beach.  A really awesome, warm one with not a lot of people. 

What if I had to choose between a house cleaner and a professional chef? Definitely a house cleaner.  Can I have one?

What if I had the option to get plastic surgery?  No.  People who have had plastic surgery look all fake and weird.


  • Rachel said:  

    What sort of books would you write? I'd like a house cleaner too...although then I wouldn't have much to do!

  • Chloe said:  

    Glad you wrote this post!
    Love your answers!
    I love the "you're dumb! and run away" answer. It's the best!

  • Maureen said:  

    Oh, I don't know what kind of books. Whatever came to mind, I guess. I kind of want to be like John McPhee, who is an awesome journalist and nonfiction writer. He writes cool books about interesting people.

  • PJ said:  

    I love your talent choice. Sometimes putting my thoughts into coherent words is more than I can handle. For example, I was trying to tell JZ something and it would not come out properly. After (I swear) 5 minutes of trying to verbalize something in my head, I just gave up.

  • Jessica said:  

    I'm socially awkward, too, I think. And I totally believe you'd make clothes out of canvas bags. :)

  • Maureen said:  

    The sad thing is I actually started thinking about how I would make canvas bag clothes and what they would look like.

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